The #MAGACommunism school curriculum

When MAGA-Communism inevitably takes over. A new public school curriculum will be needed. Something that will make Americans great again.

Let’s start with K-12 physical education. it’ll strengthen the body, and teach the youth discipline. Here are the things a student will learn.

  • Boxing
  • Weightlifting
  • Nutrition
  • Aikido
  • Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
  • Archery

6th grade through 12th grade would have a philosophy class.

  • Greek philosophy
  • Chinese philosophy
  • Art of the Deal by Donald Trump
  • Henry George
  • Lyndon Larouche
  • Works of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Hoxha, and Kim Il-sung
  • Moldbug aka Curtis Yarvin
  • G.K. Chesterton

K-12 would have a religious studies class. They’d learn about Christianity, Islam, and various forms of Polytheism.

The theological basics would be Kindergarten through 5th grade.

6th through 12th would get into more detailed subjects.

  • Sunni-Shia-Ibadi Islam
  • High vs Low Church Protestantism
  • Catholicism
  • Orthodox Christianity
  • Gnostic Christianity
  • Greco-Roman polytheism
  • Druidry
  • Hinduism
  • Shintoism
  • Egyptian polytheism
  • Norse polytheism
  • Molinism

6th through 12th culinary class

  • Barbecue
  • TexMex
  • New England cuisine
  • Mid-Atlantic
  • Southern
  • Cajun
  • Cuisine of Québec
  • Americanized Chinese food
  • Italian-American

Blue collar job training electives will be offered in 9th grade.

  • Fishing
  • Carpentry
  • Mechanic
  • Plumbing
  • Farming
  • Blacksmith

The current educational system encourages illiteracy, incompetence, and dependence. An embarrassingly decadent society that needs fixing. It starts with better education for the people.

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