The question that must be answered
We know what a man needs to be.
Here’s what you should do as a woman!
- Know how to bake
- Know how to microwave chicken nuggets
- Have a basic understanding of Hockey, UFC, Elder Scrolls, Dragon Ball Z, and Warhammer
- Sumo lift at least 125 pounds
- Dress modestly in an aesthetic way
- Know how to make Mexican, Italian, and Japanese foods
- Believe in astrology & crystals
- Enjoy Pokémon & Digimon
- Want to have at least 4 kids
- A healthy amount of suspicion when the English are around
- Speak Spanish or Italian
- Don’t vape
- Have a glass of wine with each meal
- A healthy amount of disdain for New York City
- Know how to repair holes in clothing
- Be religious (Pagan, Muslim, Catholic)
- Don’t listen to Cardi B, Megan, and City Girls
- Be anti-Chicago Pizza
- Be anti-Pineapple Pizza
- Pro-New York Pizza
- Pro-Detroit Pizza
- Own a cat
- Eat raspberries and strawberries
- Menacingly observe the neighborhood
- Sit next to him when he plays his games
- Be mean to journalists, and political campaigners
- Massage his feet
- Mourn the collapse of the Roman Empire
- Mourn the collapse of the Sassanid Empire
- Mourn the collapse of the Aztec Empire
- Enjoy Sailor Moon
- Enjoy serial killer documentaries
Hopefully this helps you on your path to real womanhood.
Red Cult of Nyx 