Category: age of sigmar

  • NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    Our humble news broadcast returned from the depths of the Underworld. Thanks to long form theory post burnout. The introduction to the is brought to you by SlapFIGHT Have you ever just wanted to slap a bitch? Compete in SlapFIGHT, Ladies! Where there’ll always be a bitch to slap! The Nyx News Network, and it’s…

  • WOKEHAMMER 40k: The Genestealer Infiltration

    The WOKE Genestealers have been trying to conquer Warhammer for sometime. Their latest move is female space marines. What’s going to be the response to FSM models not selling? GW tried this before. The consumer base doesn’t want it. Plus there isn’t a valid argument against Adeptus Astartes being a brotherhood. Entertainment typically marketed towards…

  • Parallel Imperium

    This is how I’d introduce female space marines into the universe. Without upsetting lifelong fans that defend the canon. They aren’t necessarily gatekeeping by the way. They’re technically correct. But at the same time, I feel like they’re ignoring potential scenarios. You can have female marines. They just won’t be apart of the God Emperor’s…

  • Grifta Tribe of Mordor

    “We ain’t griftas, we is legitimate merchants of Sauron” -Gorbag Grifta Overlord: Ben Blood-scroll Warchiefs: Abbi Blood-scroll, Steve Chowda, and Gorbag Grifta Captains: Azog Styx the small-hammer, Vaushrog, Bolg Moppin, Uncle Gothmog (no relation), Snaga-Zhor Bones, and Boldog the twenty second The Grifta Tribe is the most tolerated group of Uruks & Orcs in Middle-Earth.…

  • The third-eyed goatmen in Exandria

    Tzeentch has sent a legion of third-eyed goatmen to the World of Exandria. In order to create an unlimited power base that only he can call upon. These axe wielding psychic berserkers have been given the green light to do anything in his name. These goatmen are between 5’7 & 5’9 in height. They are…

  • The Last Bretonnian

    My name is Charles the Fay-Blooded. I’m also known as the “Last Bretonnian” by some folks. After the demise of Bretonnia, I led 6 women in a hidden underground city in Lyonesse. That some friends, and I had been working on since we were kids. I offer did most of the work because of my…