Category: Fiction

  • The Tomb Under the Water Caste

    A group of Water Caste Tau merchants came across a contaminated world, that is 75% water. The actual land is swamps, and marshes. Only one island is fairly solid like Terra or any world like it. The aura of this island was frightening. As you get to the center of the island, there’s a Necron…

  • NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    Our humble news broadcast returned from the depths of the Underworld. Thanks to long form theory post burnout. The introduction to the is brought to you by SlapFIGHT Have you ever just wanted to slap a bitch? Compete in SlapFIGHT, Ladies! Where there’ll always be a bitch to slap! The Nyx News Network, and it’s…

  • A return to tradition is the deconstruction of Whiteness

    A return to tradition is the deconstruction of Whiteness

    We’ve heard calls for a return to tradition since the 2010s. Traditionalists did try to keep it from the Alternative Right. But that ultimately failed. Traditional beliefs, values, and aesthetics aren’t problematic. They’re come to us naturally. Stifling them encourages racial supremacy, and social intolerance. White, Black, and Brown are American social constructs. Go anywhere…

  • The PRC Delusion

    The PRC Delusion

    The People’s Republic of China doesn’t have what it takes. I don’t see them becoming the global hegemonic power. The PRC will be competing for regional hegemony first in a multipolar world. This is where BRICS collapses. Russia, India, and Japan will want influence over East Asia. If we include Western Asia that makes it…

  • First Encounter: The Longhouse Valkyries versus Space Wolves pt.1

    First Encounter: The Longhouse Valkyries versus Space Wolves pt.1

    Checkout “Parallel Imperium”, and “WH40k Homebrew Longhouse Valkyries” for some brief lore. At 0900 hours, the Space Wolves received a message. “At 1100 hours, there will be two Empress Class Battleships above Fenris. We are the Longhouse Valkyries! Slaanesh is our Empress, and Fabius Bile is her Emperor Consort. Our Primarch is Astrid Russ! We’ve…

  • WH40k homebrew: The Longhouse Valkyries

    WH40k homebrew: The Longhouse Valkyries

    The Longhouse Valkyries is the first female space marine legion created by Fabius Bile. These women wear the mark of Slaanesh on their left breastplate. They’re 9 feet tall with green eyes, and pumpkin orange hair. They only use melee weapons, and explosives in battle. They’ve developed a reputation for having orgies with their captives.…

  • The Twitter Aryans Invade Pakistan

    This is inspired by the content produced by various factions of the Twitter Right Wing. This is alternate history based on their ramblings. Any offense taken is not my problem. Pakistan was down to $4 billion in reserves with $73 billion to repay. The people have begun revolting against the establishment. The Islamic Emirate of…

  • WOKEHAMMER 40k: The Genestealer Infiltration

    The WOKE Genestealers have been trying to conquer Warhammer for sometime. Their latest move is female space marines. What’s going to be the response to FSM models not selling? GW tried this before. The consumer base doesn’t want it. Plus there isn’t a valid argument against Adeptus Astartes being a brotherhood. Entertainment typically marketed towards…

  • AWC 01/28/96

    AWC 01/28/96

    AWC is inspired by MXC & Adult Swim. “Welcome back to the City General Gymnasium, Folks! For another episode of All Japan TV! Rex King & Yoshinari Ogawa are competing for the Junior Heavyweight championship. Rex King somehow managed to take a shit in Ogawa’s duffel bag earlier. Adding a very smelly element to this…

  • How the Roman Empire was saved in the 1000s

    This is how I’d save & begin the restoration of the Roman Empire. By converting the empire to Catholicism, I am ensuring the possibility of military aid. The threat from Turkic & Islamic forces is reduced. Orthodox Christianity alienated them from Western Europe. A renewed focus on the economy is necessary. In order to prevent…