Category: games workshop

  • NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    NNNRS: $€£¥ The Return

    Our humble news broadcast returned from the depths of the Underworld. Thanks to long form theory post burnout. The introduction to the is brought to you by SlapFIGHT Have you ever just wanted to slap a bitch? Compete in SlapFIGHT, Ladies! Where there’ll always be a bitch to slap! The Nyx News Network, and it’s…

  • First Encounter: The Longhouse Valkyries versus Space Wolves pt.1

    First Encounter: The Longhouse Valkyries versus Space Wolves pt.1

    Checkout “Parallel Imperium”, and “WH40k Homebrew Longhouse Valkyries” for some brief lore. At 0900 hours, the Space Wolves received a message. “At 1100 hours, there will be two Empress Class Battleships above Fenris. We are the Longhouse Valkyries! Slaanesh is our Empress, and Fabius Bile is her Emperor Consort. Our Primarch is Astrid Russ! We’ve…

  • WH40k homebrew: The Longhouse Valkyries

    WH40k homebrew: The Longhouse Valkyries

    The Longhouse Valkyries is the first female space marine legion created by Fabius Bile. These women wear the mark of Slaanesh on their left breastplate. They’re 9 feet tall with green eyes, and pumpkin orange hair. They only use melee weapons, and explosives in battle. They’ve developed a reputation for having orgies with their captives.…

  • WOKEHAMMER 40k: The Genestealer Infiltration

    The WOKE Genestealers have been trying to conquer Warhammer for sometime. Their latest move is female space marines. What’s going to be the response to FSM models not selling? GW tried this before. The consumer base doesn’t want it. Plus there isn’t a valid argument against Adeptus Astartes being a brotherhood. Entertainment typically marketed towards…

  • Parallel Imperium

    This is how I’d introduce female space marines into the universe. Without upsetting lifelong fans that defend the canon. They aren’t necessarily gatekeeping by the way. They’re technically correct. But at the same time, I feel like they’re ignoring potential scenarios. You can have female marines. They just won’t be apart of the God Emperor’s…

  • Nyx Nightly News: Red Spin 6

    Pre-recorded intro message that samples America Fuck Yeah! From Team America World Police “According to Zerohedge, the city of San Francisco is getting robocops. Comply or die will be a command given that you’ll have to follow. This means homeless people, pot smokers, and poor people aren’t safe. Good luck out there!” Said Baron Grindcore…

  • The Roaming Cube

    The Cube travels through space, and time. The priests that move the cube are hooked up to a central system. Promoting the message that the cube gives blessings to the good, and curses to the bad. It wiped out a city of Dragonborn for making jokes about the divine cube. Praise the Cube!

  • The third-eyed goatmen in Exandria

    Tzeentch has sent a legion of third-eyed goatmen to the World of Exandria. In order to create an unlimited power base that only he can call upon. These axe wielding psychic berserkers have been given the green light to do anything in his name. These goatmen are between 5’7 & 5’9 in height. They are…

  • The Last Bretonnian

    My name is Charles the Fay-Blooded. I’m also known as the “Last Bretonnian” by some folks. After the demise of Bretonnia, I led 6 women in a hidden underground city in Lyonesse. That some friends, and I had been working on since we were kids. I offer did most of the work because of my…