Category: satire

  • America’s 247th birthday & imperial decline

    The United States is the empire in denial. Your average empire makes it to 250 years old. That’s 3 years away. The United States will do one of two things. It’ll acknowledge the truth, and rebrand. The Empire of America could rise. The United States is economically, and socially unstable. Typically, this leads to a…

  • The Twitter Aryans Invade Pakistan

    This is inspired by the content produced by various factions of the Twitter Right Wing. This is alternate history based on their ramblings. Any offense taken is not my problem. Pakistan was down to $4 billion in reserves with $73 billion to repay. The people have begun revolting against the establishment. The Islamic Emirate of…

  • How to be a real woman

    The question that must be answered We know what a man needs to be. Here’s what you should do as a woman! Know how to bake Know how to microwave chicken nuggets Have a basic understanding of Hockey, UFC, Elder Scrolls, Dragon Ball Z, and Warhammer Sumo lift at least 125 pounds Dress modestly in…

  • Modern Liberal Capitalism is anti-civilization

    Western civilization especially. The United States, and the European Union are effectively the same. They should merge into one super-state. The differences are no longer significant. Some would argue otherwise. But they’re becoming more like Americans over time. Especially when you deal with the youth of Europe. You dress like we do, and eat like…

  • Height & Gender based immigration policy will promote equality

    Height & Gender based immigration policy will promote equality

    Height based immigration: With the rise of the Tate brothers, Sneako, DefundSimping, and others. Young men flocking to them, and learning from them. One group of men that objectively has a harder time is short men. So, they listen to these guys in order to figure out how to get ahead. Tall men, and taller…

  • Injustice WWF part 0

    I decided that making fun of Vince Russo & 90s wrestling might be fun. So, here’s what I came up with. Setting: Injustice Earth 22 Joker uses the Amulet of Apophis on Doctor Fate & Flash successfully. He makes Doctor Fate open a portal at Blackgate that goes to our Earth. Flash is forced to…

  • MOBILE SUIT TANKIES RISING

    With Infrared mecha-tankies moving away from the Patriotic Socialist camp. it’s time to also create a brand new internet subculture within a new internet subculture. Mobile Suit Tankies want to become an influential force within the Republican Party, and the Communist Party. The goal is to unify the populist forces of America. For a much…