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The warped understanding of the Right
Meme Credit: Nihilist Gf on Tumblr Before I get started with this. I’d like to briefly mention the plans for Red Spin. As far as the intellectual aspect of it goes. I will be sticking to theory for a bit. Gender accelerationism, theology, and so on. The mentality of the conservative working class or proletariat…
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NNN: The Red Spin 7
Advertisements from Studio Ghibli, Lucha Libre AAA, and the Church of the SubGenius “I’m getting kind of bored with current events. The elites need to stop with the bullshit. Get the era of space colonization & imperialism started. Screw cultural revolutions & lame ass proxy wars. Give us something good. The USA, Russia, China, and…
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The 13 colonies that became a Kingdom
In this timeline, the colonists rebelled against the English crown believe in monarchism. The war was heavily supported by the Papal States, the French, and Spanish Empire. The Americans received money, weaponry, and ammunition. Enough for a long conflict. It managed to go under the radar since 1763. When the effort to form an American…
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Nyx Nightly News: Red Spin 6
Pre-recorded intro message that samples America Fuck Yeah! From Team America World Police “According to Zerohedge, the city of San Francisco is getting robocops. Comply or die will be a command given that you’ll have to follow. This means homeless people, pot smokers, and poor people aren’t safe. Good luck out there!” Said Baron Grindcore…
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Nyx Nightly News: The Red Spin 5
An advertisement from Bandai Namco Filmworks fka Sunrise Studio “Welcome to the program, Folks! Your host is exhausted from a long day of kettlebell exercise, and cooking. But I have two cans of Monster energy Aussie Lemonade. Let’s get right to it!” Said Baron Racing video game start sound effect “According to Barrons, the Granny…
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Nyx Nightly News: The Red Spin 4
An advertisement from Liver King Blackened Death Elevator Music performed by Satanic Lift (Not a real band) An advertisement from BroScienceLife “Welcome to another episode of the Red Spin. Where I am running out of reasons to not be a feral madman. But I must keep going because I must aspire to be Bruce Wayne…
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The Roaming Cube
The Cube travels through space, and time. The priests that move the cube are hooked up to a central system. Promoting the message that the cube gives blessings to the good, and curses to the bad. It wiped out a city of Dragonborn for making jokes about the divine cube. Praise the Cube!
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Nyx Nightly News: The Red Spin episode 3
*Advertisements from XPW, United Wrestling Network, Brothers of Italy, and CPUSA* Emo rap & Cloud rap as the intro music “Welcome to another edition of The Red Spin. Earlier today a guy was taking so long ordering food. That I almost told him that my kids will have grandkids before he’s done. I’m not even…
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Nyx Nightly News: The Red Spin episode 2
*Political advertisements from the Transhumanist Party, American Party of Labor, and Forward Party* An 8-bit version of a city pop song is playing as the intro music “Welcome to another episode of The Red Spin. Tonight’s episode will discuss the world domination shenanigans of a German man. Germans always seem to be up something. We’ll…
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Nyx Nightly News: The Red Spin episode one
*Your radio host Baron is shuffling through his papers while the intro music finishes up.* “There’s plenty to discuss this evening. The Red Wings beat the Sharks by 3 points. After an embarrassing loss to the Ducks. I’ve discussed how to make tuna taste like bbq pulled pork.” Said Baron *Baron takes a sip of…